I heard on recent website buzz that there is now a nationwide draft law to ban the eating of dogs and cats and the sale of their meat, which suggests violators to be detained for 15 days.

This puzzles me because as far as I know, these animals are nowhere near extinction - especially with the one million pet poodles in the capital barking so deliciously all night long.

In my mind, any rule to ban the eating of cats and dogs is both ridiculous and wrong and I am going to explain why.