Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have rabies.
Patient: Quick, give me a pencil and paper.
Doctor: Do you want to write your will?
Patient: No, I want to make a list of all the people I intend to bite.
醫生：我很遺憾地告訴你，你得的是狂犬病。
患者：快，給我一只鉛筆，一張紙。
醫生：你要寫遺囑嗎？
患者：不，我要把我存心要咬的人列個名單。
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