打擊樂手 v.s. 指揮
[ 2007-05-21 08:00 ]
I was a percussion major when
I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of the student orchestra,
my section kept getting things worse.
“When you’re
too dumb to play anything,” the professor conducting us sneered, “they give you
a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist.”"
A friend next to me whispered, “And if you’re
too dumb to hang on to both sticks, they put you in front and call you a
conductor.”
上大學時我主修打擊樂，在一次學生交響樂隊的彩排中，我所在的打擊樂區表現不好，老是出錯。
指揮我們的教授冷嘲熱諷地說：“要是一個人笨到什么都不會演奏，我們就會給他兩個小棍兒，讓他到樂隊后部去，我們管這樣的人叫打擊樂手。”
我身邊的朋友悄悄對我說：“要是一個人連兩個小棍兒都搞不定的話，就讓他樂隊最前面去，我們管這樣的人叫指揮。”
（通訊員李斐然）
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