日批在线视频_内射毛片内射国产夫妻_亚洲三级小视频_在线观看亚洲大片短视频_女性向h片资源在线观看_亚洲最大网

您現在的位置: Language Tips> Easy English> Humor & Joke  
 





 
You're not going to make it
[ 2007-06-28 09:42 ]

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

"Your husband is very sick," the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment, and don't complain about anything. Finally, care for him with love every day."

On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"I'm sorry," she said, "but you're not going to make it."

(通訊員上海第二工業大學外國語學院錢婧投稿)

 
I want more >>
相關文章 Related Stories
 
         
 
 
 
 
 
         

 

 
 

48小時內最熱門

     
  吵架英語三十句
  尼日利亞議長叫停銀行“美女營銷”
  英語和漢語之間的詞匯空缺
  全國開展“無車日”活動
  五個手指怎么說

本頻道最新推薦

     
  為什么畢業時要穿學位服
  We cats can use chopsticks, too!
  不受歡迎的夜半歌聲:打鼾
  US Independence Day(美國國慶日)
  Exercise after dinner

論壇熱貼

     
   "電視選秀"怎么翻譯?
  how to translate "造星"
  how to translate "特供豬"?
  參加BBC在線競賽 獲免費倫敦游機會!
  how to say "代言"
  “試婚”怎么說




主站蜘蛛池模板: 色网址在线观看 | 欧美激情影院 | 美丽姑娘在线观看免费 | 九九九九精品 | 欧美日韩久久久久久 | 日本性高潮视频 | 成人动漫中文字幕 | 国产欧美日韩一区 | 久久免费资源 | 欧美精品久久久久久久久46p | 日本午夜一区二区 | 天天干视频在线 | 久久精品天堂 | 李蓉蓉在线观看 | 日日燥夜夜燥 | 国产亚洲精品成人 | 天堂一级片| 国产精品免费看 | 成人国产在线观看 | 亚洲欧洲色 | av网站免费在线看 | 自拍偷拍亚洲 | 玖玖爱在线精品视频 | 中文成人无字幕乱码精品区 | 久久系列| 天天操天天爽天天干 | 欧美日韩视频在线播放 | 香蕉网在线 | 日韩在线三区 | 久久精品久久久久久 | 99精品久久久久久 | 欧美黄色大片在线观看 | 深夜福利一区二区 | 用力使劲高潮了888av | 国产乱人伦精品一区二区 | 成人久久久精品乱码一区二区三区 | 欧美日韩精品国产 | 中文字幕第24页 | 中文字幕五月 | 蜜色视频 | 成人精品一二三区 |