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Someone asked a woman, "I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be a very dear memento from some loved one."

The woman said, "Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair."

So the friend said, "Wow! You are so sentimental! But your husband is still alive. Is it necessary?"

And the woman said, "Yes! I know, but his hair is all gone."

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