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How can you most irritate a farmer?  |
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What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
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| How do we know the ocean is friendly? |
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| Why is the library the highest building? |
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| What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? |
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| What is the smallest room in the world? |
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| What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? |
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| What book has the most stirring chapters? |
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| Why is an empty purse always the same? |
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| How many feet are there in a yard? |
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| How do you keep a dog off the road? |
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| What odd number becomes even when beheaded? |
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| Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London? |
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| Who succeeded the first Prime Minister of Australia? |
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| What month do soldiers hate? |
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| A farmer combined 2 compost heaps with 3 others. How many compost heaps does he have? |
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| The beginning of eternity,The end of time and space,The beginning of every end,And the end of every place. |
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| What lives on its own substance and dies when it devours itself ? |
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| Why is the letter E like London? |
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| What part of the body has the most rhythm? |
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| How do you get a squirrel to like you? |
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| How do you get a mouse to smile? |
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| How did the Vampires come over from Europe |
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| How did the belt break the law? |
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| How can you tell the BAKER is rich? |
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed? |
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| How can you get in touch with a fish? |
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| How are a mouse and an old door alike? |
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| Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? |
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