What could you possibly postulate from these clues? Pocket the cash and throw the wallet into the garbage can? No way. You'd have to say:

"My parents are poor and I don't have money to buy fancy stuff, but after a few minutes of 'inner struggle' (yes, that's the phrase favored by teachers) I turned it to the police, who in turn found out who lost it. The grateful owner thanked me, making me feel good and like the good soldier Lei Feng for a whole day."

As for the essay on tree planting, you'd have to exhume your inner Al Gore and wax lyrical about a world covered with trees. It doesn't matter if your whole family is into partaking the meat of pangolin, an animal that feeds on termites that destroy rainforests. You must be politically correct when you write essays, period.

But surprise, surprise! This year's exam offers a rich array of open-ended topics for students' essays. The one in Hubei is titled "On the doorstep of " Fujian has "This is also a kind of " Shandong's is "Witness". Sichuan tested on "Familiarity". Those in Guangdong wrote about "Common sense". Chongqing had "Story and I".

Hunan stood "On tiptoes". Quite titillating, isn't it? Of this year's batch of subjects, this is my personal favorite. It makes me feel like a voyeur and I can write about myriad things I want to stick out my neck and see. It remains to be seen whether marks are given for originality.

It's hard to score this kind of essays. No matter how many scenarios you prepare beforehand, students can come up with unexpected things. That requires graders to have an open mind for unconventional ideas with a glint of genius.

Controversy is no longer taboo. Many of this year's topics are plucked from hot news items. Jiangxi asked students for their take on the auction of the looted Yuanmingyuan artifacts. Liaoning zeroed in on the phenomenon of celebrities endorsing products found to be faulty.

It seems like graders are finally not settling for conformity. Instead they are looking to see how students make their points and make them convincing. But conformity is ingrained in us. Thousands of years of Confucius doctrine is not designed to let us ask questions, but to think along the lines of authority figures. Once we are given the freedom, albeit limited, many are confounded.

Reactions toward this year's topic selections range from "too generic" to "too close to current affairs". Granted, there should be a balance between the general and the specific. And it varies with each student. It'll always favor one group over another. And this year's weighed in favor of urbanites, who enjoy more access than rural kids to news, information and social commentary.

In the end, everything depends on how the essays are graded. I remember a few years ago some really imaginative ones got the lowest score - when I say low, I mean zero! That's far less likely now but a new problem will arise. You can break the mould and set a new standard but pretty soon, that will also become the new formula by which imitators churn out millions of similar essays. Kind of like all the other knock-off product lines.

The problem is not with the material the children are given as much as the way they are allowed to use it. At the end of the day